Me and my beautiful stalkee Chris are going to get married right after we graduate. And we're going to have our ceremony in the Naval Academy Chapel, cuz I want to have a wedding in a church or something. It'll be kinda like Mac and Danielle Steele, except we're actually going to update our site with wedding photos. I'm still waiting for Danielle to update Breakfast at Danielle's. I'm kinda disappointed the photos aren't up yet.

I must point out that my wedding is going to be about celebrating the marriage, not about fancy clothes and presents. I'm not going to register for gifts, so don't bother buying us gifts. I have Chris Hoover and that is all I need it. We'll still have a sword arch, though, cuz sword arches are cool and tough.

Our wedding reception is going to be a big 'ol barbeque instead of stupid fancy food that no one likes anyway. Oh, and we're going to have a cake with chimpanzees on the top, or maybe cows (teehee!). The cake will be an ice cream cake too because that is the only type of cake Ramil likes. He's probably not going to be at the wedding though because chances are he won't live long enough. Ice cream cakes are cold, cold like the Spring PRT, only the Spring PRT is a lot colder because it's below freezing.

We're going to have all sorts of cool stuff too, like mud wrestling, because mud wrestling is fun. Oh, and we'll also have karaoke and lots of BEER. I love beer almost as much as I love Chris Hoover. And because I love Chris Hoover, we'll have lots of sammiches, because he loves sammiches.

On top of all that, we'll have a crazy redneck DJ to play hick music, and then when it gets dark, we'll have a giant bonfire. And then we'll live happily ever after and have lots of kids because I like kids.